Type it, shell say it - perve away!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BuggerAll, Mar 26, 2010.

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  1. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Interesting avatar possibilities...
     
  2. thats rubbish!
     
  3. I've spent about on hour on this alone, I can ask for anal sex, offer to pierce a colon and unload a gallon yakult in 17 different languages now. what the fuck did we do before the internet!!
     
  4. I met her about a week ago..........she's bloody disgusting, some of the things she said to me :oops:
     
  5. Potty mouth
     
  6. I've just realised how terminally boring I've become; I typed in hello. Will I be able to live with my shame?
     
  7. Use the Sangeeta voice to say "I'll give you a titwank you naughty boy", absolute classic :D

    Silly moo Audrey says "titwunk", seems rather obliging though.
    Grace can't say barbie either :(

    Edit: Scratch that, just tried "Sucky sucky five dollar" under the Thai voice, brings back memories :p
     
  8. Tessa (South African) is pretty disappointing. Sounds too middle-class British. At least she could muster a passable "I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokken' creature!"

    Yep, just seen District 9
     
  9. Most of them seem to have a problem saying "ARRSE". Moira's quite understandable, though.
     
  10. Fiona wasn't too bad at "Buckfast and heroin for dinner me wee nippers", says it a bit too fast though - needs more of a Glaswegian twang.
     
  11. Havn't you got anything better to do on a saturday afternoon like running :D
     
  12. Well I feel a bit soiled myself because I immediately opted for "Fuck me hard big boy". Fuck me hard? Big boy? I am either watching too much porn or the wrong quality of porn. Fcuking clowns, you ruined porn!
     

  13. I typed in, Hi Holly and Jessica, Maxine is in the bath at the moment, do you want to come in? will be be able to live with my guilt?
     
  14. Moira (Irish) is very rude...she has just asked me to "Sp*nk on your daddy's Orange Lodge shawl and I'll lick your arrse hole..."

    broad minded as I am, I cannot help but feel that sort of attitude might have slowed down the peace process. Or possibly sped it up.
     
  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    bunch of sad bugers the lot of you