Type it, shell say it - perve away!

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#1
Interesting avatar possibilities...
 
#2
thats rubbish!
 
#3
I've spent about on hour on this alone, I can ask for anal sex, offer to pierce a colon and unload a gallon yakult in 17 different languages now. what the fuck did we do before the internet!!
 
#5
Potty mouth
 
#7
Use the Sangeeta voice to say "I'll give you a titwank you naughty boy", absolute classic :D

Silly moo Audrey says "titwunk", seems rather obliging though.
Grace can't say barbie either :(

Edit: Scratch that, just tried "Sucky sucky five dollar" under the Thai voice, brings back memories :p
 
#8
Tessa (South African) is pretty disappointing. Sounds too middle-class British. At least she could muster a passable "I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fokken' creature!"

Yep, just seen District 9
 
#9
Most of them seem to have a problem saying "ARRSE". Moira's quite understandable, though.
 
#12
Markintime said:
I've just realised how terminally boring I've become; I typed in hello. Will I be able to live with my shame?
Well I feel a bit soiled myself because I immediately opted for "Fuck me hard big boy". Fuck me hard? Big boy? I am either watching too much porn or the wrong quality of porn. Fcuking clowns, you ruined porn!
 
#13
Markintime said:
I've just realised how terminally boring I've become; I typed in hello. Will I be able to live with my shame?

I typed in, Hi Holly and Jessica, Maxine is in the bath at the moment, do you want to come in? will be be able to live with my guilt?
 
#14
Moira (Irish) is very rude...she has just asked me to "Sp*nk on your daddy's Orange Lodge shawl and I'll lick your arrse hole..."

broad minded as I am, I cannot help but feel that sort of attitude might have slowed down the peace process. Or possibly sped it up.
 
#17
TheSporting1st said:
Markintime said:
I've just realised how terminally boring I've become; I typed in hello. Will I be able to live with my shame?

I typed in, Hi Holly and Jessica, Maxine is in the bath at the moment, do you want to come in? will be be able to live with my guilt?
You might as well as you're going to burn in hell for eternity for it when you're dead.
 
#18
The US voice is very clear. I couldn't stop her from asking for group anal sex just as toh walked past. :oops:
 
#19
putteesinmyhands said:
Jiblit said:
Havn't you got anything better to do on a saturday afternoon like running :D
Have you put your clocks forward already?
How much of a twat do i feel "cockwobblingshithead" and i went out last night to a catch up with a few mates, strange how they wern't there mmm

Thanks Putties :scratch:
 
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#20
Markintime said:
I've just realised how terminally boring I've become; I typed in hello. Will I be able to live with my shame?
I ran out of idea's after she said "I like sex"
 
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