A Type 45 will be pulling into Shields next weekend I am told. One of the most fearsome and high-tech fighting platforms on God's Green Earth. And the Stadium of Shite only 20 miles south. Talk about a window of opportunity or what? Clearly an armed attack on a RN vessel is out of the question. It is probably illegal and besides, it is owned by the ******* Queen. I have met her twice and I have no wish to piss her off. But if we can recruit some birds in short skirts and a few lezzas for the female RN personnel, maybe chuck in a free iPod, maybe we can distract them long enough to ******* nuke the Makems? 06.15 North Shields Fish Quay. Opposite where the ice factory used to be. Wear loose clothes. Be there or be somewhere else.