OK fackin listen in you fackin fackers My fackin "tell all" fackin deal with the fackin News of the World has fackin run aground. That fackin colonial, Murdoch was fackin supposed to start serialising the other fackin week but the facker replaced me with "What I did on my holidays" by some fackin fat RN bint. Serves me fackin right for fackin trusting someone called Rupert (don't fackin get me fackin started). Any-fackin-way, I'm still fackin doing the fackin book "Two Zero Bravo" but you fackers can read some more selected fackin highlights if you fackin want. Just fackin fill in the fackin poll. Added: I should have fackin mentioned. I've still got fackin vacancies on the team guarding the fackin booze shelf in the new Lidl opening in fackin Sadr City. Trained fackin operators only mind you.