Two words ... Fat ****.

OH FFS.

I was really looking forward to trying it all out back home but, when I arrived, my mum said she hadn't had time to prepare any healthy food so we had fish and chips instead.
I wonder if she actually knows how to say the word no. As in "no thanks I am not eating that shite, give me some money and I will go and buy a bag of apples".

Obviously not her fault of course.
 
How is it even possible to gain 22 stone in a year? FFS so there was no tennis or basketball to be played in South Wales, as a 18 stone 16 year old she could have woddled into her local rugby team's front row.
 
lets hope they were oven chips. ;-)

toffee apples i would guess.
 
Good effort that girl. When the zombie apocalypse happens we can all live happily together and just chuck 'em a fatty like her every now and again.
 
you called?

At 566lbs Georgia weighs the same as a Harley-Davidson Sportster 48 motorcycle
I know which I'd rather ride, give you a clue you need to wear gloves and a helmet
 
you called?


I know which I'd rather ride, give you a clue you need to wear gloves and a helmet
You would need a pair of gloves to prevent rope burn on the way up and the helmet encase you fall off. You sick fuck
 
You would need a pair of gloves to prevent rope burn on the way up and the helmet encase you fall off. You sick fuck
yeah but I wouldn't need to put roffies in her drink, smarties would work
 
Is she perhaps the reason the Japanese whaling fleet has started sailing in a new direction?
 

Ritch

LE
"Breakfast is usually a bowl or two of cornflakes with two slices of toast and two glasses of Coke.
"We have fish and chips for lunch quite often and usually I eat two portions. Otherwise, it's sandwiches with six slices of bread and crisps.
"I find snacks harder to resist as the day goes on and I often eat two Snickers bars at a time. At night I eat a main meal, then more biscuits, crisps and chocolates as I get bored.
Yep, one FAT CUNT!
 
Is she perhaps the reason the Japanese whaling fleet has started sailing in a new direction?
Does that mean the OP can say he spotted her first and claim the gold coin on the nail?

Capt Ahab will be well chuffed.
 
Can we afford to hire an Antanov?
I wouldn't chance lifting her into the air. She might pull the moon out of its orbit.

Obligatory fat cunt as its the naafi
 
Fat bitch. Lets do our country, Libya and the world a favour and drop her on Colonel Gadaffi.
Or send the fat idiotic cow & others like her to Africa instead of cash & other aid, to be cannibalised , that would feed the starving millions! It would save a lot of cash on welfare payments as well!!
 

chucklingchimp

Old-Salt
Somebody should put a sign around her neck...Do not feed the animal
 
Please, God, don't let her sign up to be in the RLC.
 

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