TWO reasons not to vote for Brown. (My sums work on the same principle as the Scots Nats. Re: North Sea Oil viz Barnett Formulae.) 1. He's a Scot. 2. He's from Scotland. 3. He's Scottish. 4. He's a Scotsman. 5. He's a Jock. 6. He's a tartan drawed, sporran swinging sheep shagger from Achterkiltymuchter. Errrmmmm. Was there an election? Or did I miss it, whilst in the bush?