Two Ponces

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by WAKKY, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two Ponces with a a weird fettish had been courting each other for years. Regularly on a Saturday night, one of them lay in the bath with a sheet of glass over his face, whilst his partner squatted above him and crapped on the glass.
    The poor sod with his trousers around his ankles was getting a bit fed up with the ritual straining and one Saturday night he just dried up and could'nt even manage to break wind.
    "What's the matter" said his oppo lying on his back in the bath
    >"Don't you love me anymore"
  2. I suppose they were both shitty gents?