Two old ladies

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  1. Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench at the Chelsea Flower Show.

    The thin one leaned over and Said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For £10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!'

    'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a £10 note.

    The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the flower displays.

    Her friend soon heard a huge commotion, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked Old lady came back to the bench surrounded by a cheering crowd.

    'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

    'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '