Two old fellas

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by dragknuckle, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two old fellas talking in the old folks home,
    "I feel awful this morning Fred, everything aches, how about you?"
    Fred replies, "I feel just like a new baby Bert, I'm bald, I've got no teeth and I've just sh1t myself."