Two Old Buffers

Two retired Colonels were swapping sweaty stories in the club one evening.

"Came face to face with a tiger once, old boy" said one.

"Really old chap - how does one deal with a situation like that"

"Well, nothing I could do really - I parted some vegetation and there the blighter was - WAAAAAAAAA - SH!T my pants!"

"Quite entitled to sh!t one's pants faced with a man eating beast old chum"

"What? - oh, no, I don't mean back then with the tiger old boy - no - just then when I said WAAAAAAA - sh1t meself!"
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