Two Old Buffers

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Welshexpat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two retired Colonels were swapping sweaty stories in the club one evening.

    "Came face to face with a tiger once, old boy" said one.

    "Really old chap - how does one deal with a situation like that"

    "Well, nothing I could do really - I parted some vegetation and there the blighter was - WAAAAAAAAA - SH!T my pants!"

    "Quite entitled to sh!t one's pants faced with a man eating beast old chum"

    "What? - oh, no, I don't mean back then with the tiger old boy - no - just then when I said WAAAAAAA - sh1t meself!"