two more michael jackson jokes to add to the list.

what's all this rubbish about Michael Jackson dying of a heart attack? the post mortem results came back showing food poisoning. I mean, it's hardly a surprise, seven year old sausage'll do that to you.

i was flicking through the channels the other day and stopped on bbc2, thought I was watching "cool runnings" but it turned out to be the jackson brothers bringing his coffin in.

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