Two Ladies in Heaven

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by oldflyboy, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!
    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
    1st woman: So, what happened?
    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
    I kept this up until I couldn't think of anywhere else to look, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a massive heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Huh! you should have looked in the freezer---then we'd both still be alive.