Two Jags Prescott

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  1. beaten to it! But what a suprise the inbred cnut!
  2. Duelling banjoes anyone
  3. As much as I detest the fat knacker I did actually feel a bit sorry for him.
  4. I assume Gordon Brown will apologise to him on behalf of the nation?
  5. You have too feel sorry for his driver really. With two cars it was double the number of saliva streaked windows to clean.....

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  6. All part of the grand plan to elicit some pity (and therefore votes) in the run up to the next general election. These cnuts will stop at nothing to maintain power. Expect more of the same type of story from the rest of them.

    Ooops, sorry, just realised that this is the NAAFI. I'm surprised the story wasn't, "Fat cnut politician's ancestors ate each other."
  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    What next? Are we going to hear that Gordon Brown deserves our pity because his great uncle on his mother's side once removed got molested by aliens?
  8. pouf :WINK:

    You have to remember that while this fat inbred b*stard drove his 2 jags, played croquet, shagged his secretary and claimed all his expenses, British soldiers were fighting and dying in wars he sent them to.

    I hope Prescott dies slowly and in pain the fat inept six fingered, web footed cunt.
  9. I thought Hull was in Humberside not Yorkshire!. :lol: :lol:
  10. Why?

    He is what he is - a fat, greedy, lying, inept, unfaithful, selfish, northern, socialist cnut, worse still he has Welsh ancestory, so the inbreeding is a given.

    Wallow in shame, Prescott, you utter waste of rations.
  11. Don't hold back mate. :lol: :lol:
  12. It was a bit of an eye opener really, I thought the Welsh just shagged sheep! ;)

    If any sheep are reading this I didn't mean ewe.
  13. Don't they have any schools were you are then?
  14. No.The yoofs have burnt them to the ground.