Two heads are better than one?

BrunoNoMedals

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#2
Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
 
#3
BrunoNoMedals said:
Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
No-wah: because there's less money and fewer resources to monitor pregnancies. Foetal deformities will generally be spotted in 1st world countries and the mothers-to-be offered abortions.
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#5
DozyBint said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
No-wah: because there's less money and fewer resources to monitor pregnancies. Foetal deformities will generally be spotted in 1st world countries and the mothers-to-be offered abortions.
Rhetorical question. I also put it down to the fact they generally have a significantly larger selection of the world's population in which to have these occurences. One in a billion still happens when you have a billion to play with.
 
#6
DozyBint said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
No-wah: because there's less money and fewer resources to monitor pregnancies. Foetal deformities will generally be spotted in 1st world countries and the mothers-to-be offered abortions.
So we can assume that as you're so 'sub-normal' you were born in a 3rd world country?
 
#7
Praetorian said:
Do both heads work?
Apparently they did when the sprog was still alive - it was eating with both mouths. Why, were you thinking the money he could have made as a rent-boy, being able to nosh-off and tea-bag at the same time?! :twisted:
 
#9
DozyBint said:
StabTiffy2B said:
So we can assume that as you're so 'sub-normal' you were born in a 3rd world country?
Asks the one with the notorious physical deformity…! :roll: :D
Having an exceptionally large penis should not be considered a deformity.
 

terroratthepicnic

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#10
BrunoNoMedals said:
Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
It's due to the generations of cousines marrying each other, this in turn causes deformities years down the line. Inbreading at it's best effectively.
 
#11
Had he reached maturity and then the UK, could he have claimed everything twice?
 
#12
BrunoNoMedals said:
Rhetorical question. I also put it down to the fact they generally have a significantly larger selection of the world's population in which to have these occurences. One in a billion still happens when you have a billion to play with.
The chances could also be increased by the ingestion of chemical and heavy-metal pollution from the food-chain and water supplies by the parents. All of the factors combined lead to increased chances of deformed live-birth babies and in some ways such babies are lucky they're born in a country that honours their differences rather than hunting them and their families as freaks as poor Stab’s family endured... :D
 
#13
DozyBint said:
as poor Stab’s family endured... :D
Putting it in a smaller font won't work. As it happens, one of your deformitys makes you look just like your avatar - extremely short arms which can't reach into your pockets!
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#14
still21inmymind said:
Had he reached maturity and then the UK, could he have claimed everything twice?
One name, so I guess technically one person. Two heads, two brains... two personalities...

Be a mint way to pass exams ("you remember those chapters and I'll do the rest"), and would be sh*t-hot at stagging on. One head can sleep while the other looks about - or cover twice the angles :)
 
#17
DozyBint said:
StabTiffy2B said:
...extremely short arms which can't reach into your pockets!
My refusal to meet you and buy you lunch has nothing to do with me being unwilling to spend money, believe me!
But I'm poor and hungry...
 
#18
When they grow up.....what happens if one head is gay and the other isnt....and the boyfriend is coming to stay the night.....and they only have one arrsehole?


That could be.....awkward?

8O
 

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