Two heads are better than one?

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Why do the freaky ones always get born on the sub-continent?
  2. No-wah: because there's less money and fewer resources to monitor pregnancies. Foetal deformities will generally be spotted in 1st world countries and the mothers-to-be offered abortions.
  3. Do both heads work?
  4. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Rhetorical question. I also put it down to the fact they generally have a significantly larger selection of the world's population in which to have these occurences. One in a billion still happens when you have a billion to play with.
  5. So we can assume that as you're so 'sub-normal' you were born in a 3rd world country?
  6. Apparently they did when the sprog was still alive - it was eating with both mouths. Why, were you thinking the money he could have made as a rent-boy, being able to nosh-off and tea-bag at the same time?! :twisted:
  7. Asks the one with the notorious physical deformity…! :roll: :D
  8. Having an exceptionally large penis should not be considered a deformity.
  9. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    It's due to the generations of cousines marrying each other, this in turn causes deformities years down the line. Inbreading at it's best effectively.
  10. Had he reached maturity and then the UK, could he have claimed everything twice?
  11. The chances could also be increased by the ingestion of chemical and heavy-metal pollution from the food-chain and water supplies by the parents. All of the factors combined lead to increased chances of deformed live-birth babies and in some ways such babies are lucky they're born in a country that honours their differences rather than hunting them and their families as freaks as poor Stab’s family endured... :D
  12. Putting it in a smaller font won't work. As it happens, one of your deformitys makes you look just like your avatar - extremely short arms which can't reach into your pockets!
  13. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    One name, so I guess technically one person. Two heads, two brains... two personalities...

    Be a mint way to pass exams ("you remember those chapters and I'll do the rest"), and would be sh*t-hot at stagging on. One head can sleep while the other looks about - or cover twice the angles :)
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