Two fingers to UK law

#1
Wheres the kid

Would be a turn up for the books if they were Maddies :twisted: :twisted:
 
#2
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
 
#4
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
I used to work for a large finance company that did a lot of Motor Finance and we used to get loads of fraud from the London area until a new boss turned up and proclaimed.

"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"

Worked a treat too! :D
 
#5
I wonder if she had mentioned her rather unique form of defence, to her lawyer? Before she pulled a couple of fingers out of her bag.
 

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#6
Forget the fingers. Best part of a million quid in 5 years??? FFS with that kind of payout on offer why the hell do we work???
 
#7
twosugarsnomilk said:
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
Are you insinuating that those nice Nigerian gents that request me to transfer funds to my account are not genuine?

I need a lie down.
No I'm afraid not.

But the good news is you've won the Mauritanian lottery,I will PM you with details.
 
#8
Quite simple really, revoke her and her childrens British nationality and send the lot back to Nigeria with a life long ban on her ever visiting the UK again otherwise you'll have us paying for her various off-spring forever and a day. This is what would happen most other places in the world.
 
#9
The_Seagull said:
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
I used to work for a large finance company that did a lot of Motor Finance and we used to get loads of fraud from the London area until a new boss turned up and proclaimed.

"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"

Worked a treat too! :D
A mate of mine who was a merchant banker(no really) said that their rule ot thumb was.

"Never lend money to a country that has green in its' national flag"
 
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#10
The_Seagull said:
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
I used to work for a large finance company that did a lot of Motor Finance and we used to get loads of fraud from the London area until a new boss turned up and proclaimed.

"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"

Worked a treat too! :D
I must say, that I've never met a Nigerian called O'Toole.
 
#11
Biscuits_AB said:
The_Seagull said:
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
I used to work for a large finance company that did a lot of Motor Finance and we used to get loads of fraud from the London area until a new boss turned up and proclaimed.

"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"

Worked a treat too! :D
I must say, that I've never met a Nigerian called O'Toole.
I have,he was a sales rep for Guinness Nigeria.
 
#12
Biscuits_AB said:
The_Seagull said:
Random_Task said:
A Nigerian convicted of fraud? What's the world coming to!
I used to work for a large finance company that did a lot of Motor Finance and we used to get loads of fraud from the London area until a new boss turned up and proclaimed.

"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"

Worked a treat too! :D
I must say, that I've never met a Nigerian called O'Toole.
You mean he only meant Nigerians???? 8O
 
#13
"Never lend to anyone who's surname begins and ends with a vowel"
I suppose the Americans should take note of this little gem when they approach the voting booths this November...
 

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