Two eggs

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by aflyinghaggis, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A male and a female egg are getting boiled and the female one goes "oh shit I've got a crack!"
    The male egg says "Thats no good because I'm not hard yet!"