Two Dogs

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  1. A young Indian lad asks his dad, “Pa why do we get the names that we have?”

    His pa, Running Bear, reflects awhile then says, “Well son, when a little Indian is born his father steps out of his tepee and the first thing he sees then that’s the baby’s name. For example when your brother was born I came out of the tent and saw an eagle in the sky, well your brother was named Eagle in The Sky. Similarly when your sister was born I called her Morning Cloud Hides the Sun.”

    “Gee! Thanks pa,” replied the lad, “I’ve always wondered why I’m called Two Dogs Fucking.”

    (This has nothing to do with HM meeting an Indian Chief called Two Dogs in London yesterday.)