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Two carrots were walking down the street

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Two carrots were walking down the street when suddenly a car raced around the corner and flattened one of them. Soon enough, the ambulance got there, scraped him off the road and took him to hospital.
Several hours later and the other carrot was still in the hospital waiting room, anxiously anticipating any news about his mates condition. A doctor came up to him and told him to sit down.
"He's going to live" said the doctor, "But he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
 

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