two blondes

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  1. Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.

    One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in.

    They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the
    next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole,
    the other girl filling it in again.

    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they
    were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two
    are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to
    have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

    The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
    odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants
    the trees called in sick."
  2. what do you call an ethiopian with a stiffy
    a flickknife
  3. what do you call an ethiopian with a stiffy
    a flickknife