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Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by BoomShackerLacker, Sep 12, 2009.

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  1. BoomShackerLacker

    BoomShackerLacker LE

    The spirit is willing but the body is a bin liner full of yoghurt

    Stephen Fry :D
     
    BoomShackerLacker, Sep 12, 2009
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  2. greenbaggyskin

    greenbaggyskin LE

    Necessity is the mother of invention, but bad planning is the mother of necessity.
     
    greenbaggyskin, Sep 12, 2009
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  3. BenghaziBandit

    BenghaziBandit War Hero

    A push in the bush is worth two in the hand.! :D
    "Buggers can't be choosers". :?
    "If at first you can't fricassee, fry, fry a hen" :)
     
    BenghaziBandit, Sep 12, 2009
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  4. cloudbuster

    cloudbuster

    "You're pulling your PUSHEEMS"
     
    cloudbuster, Sep 12, 2009
    #4
  5. BenghaziBandit

    BenghaziBandit War Hero

    :D "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".
     
    BenghaziBandit, Sep 12, 2009
    #5
  6. BoomShackerLacker

    BoomShackerLacker LE

    You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think
     
    BoomShackerLacker, Sep 13, 2009
    #6
  8. devilsangel

    devilsangel Swinger

    you never see a bay window on a sh!thouse
     
    devilsangel, Sep 13, 2009
    #7