Twisted quotes

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by BoomShackerLacker, Sep 12, 2009.

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  1. The spirit is willing but the body is a bin liner full of yoghurt

    Stephen Fry :D
     
  2. Necessity is the mother of invention, but bad planning is the mother of necessity.
     
  3. A push in the bush is worth two in the hand.! :D
    "Buggers can't be choosers". :?
    "If at first you can't fricassee, fry, fry a hen" :)
     
  4. "You're pulling your PUSHEEMS"
     
  5. :D "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder".
     
  6. You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think
     
  7. you never see a bay window on a sh!thouse