> >Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. > >A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. > >Practice safe eating - always use condiments. > >Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. > >A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. > >A hangover is the wrath of grapes. > >Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. > >Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? > >Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. > >Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. > >When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. > >A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. > >What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) > >Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. > >In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. > >She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. > >A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. > >If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. > >With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. > >When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. > >You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. > >Every calendar's days are numbered. > >A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. > >A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. > >He had a photographic memory that was never developed. > >A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. > >Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall > >Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. > >Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. > >Acupuncture is a jab well done.