Twisted Language

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    >Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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    >A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
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    >Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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    >Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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    >A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
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    >A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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    >Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
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    >Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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    >Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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    >Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
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    >When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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    >A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
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    >What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
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    >Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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    >In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
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    >She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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    >A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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    >If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
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    >With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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    >When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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    >You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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    >Every calendar's days are numbered.
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    >A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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    >A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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    >He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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    >A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
    large.
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    >Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
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    >Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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    >Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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    >Acupuncture is a jab well done.
     
  2. V.Good :D