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Ran into an old friend of mine the other day who I hadn't seen in years. During our conversation I asked if he was married yet. He said he wasn't but was currently shagging some young twins who were into all sorts and especially loved anal.

'How do you tell the two of them apart?', I asked.

'Oh that's easy', he replied, 'because Derek has a beard....'

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