Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A most unattractive and foulmouthed woman dragged two screaming kids into a well known store, shouting obscenities at them and completely ignoring the shocked stares of other shoppers. The Customer Greeter said. "Good morning madam and welcome to ???????." She shouted back, "F**k off, limp d**k." Unfazed, the greeter continued with. "Nice children, are they twins ?" The woman glared at him and snarled. " 'Course they aint f***wit, one's six and the other sod's eight, do they look alike you blind git." The greeter replied. "Not in the least madam, I just can't believe than anyone could shag you twice."