Twins on a Paris Trip

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  1. Twins on Paris trip

    An on duty Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champs Elysées with a rear light out. He beckons the driver to pull over, which he does and winds his window down. The Officer has a good look inside the car and notices that the driver and passenger are conjoined twins, Bobby & Davy. Instead of making an issue over the light out situation he begins to engage in some friendly chat.

    Gendarme: Ah, you are on holiday my friends?

    Davy: Aye, that's right big yin. We've been coming every September weekend for the last 9 years.

    Gendarme: So I guess you come to France to get away from ze rainy weather you have in Ecosse?

    Davy: Naw, it nearly always pishes doon when we come here. Your weather's nae better than oors, in't that right Bobby?

    Bobby: Aye.

    Gendarme: Zen I take it you are here to enjoy our delicious French food, very healthy.

    Davy: Naw, yer food's rotten big man, everything reeks of garlic. We've brought a box full of pieces to avoid eating your crap.

    Gendarme: Zen you must be here to drink our famous wines and cognac, surely.

    Davy: Yer swally's boggin, we've hid tae bring a kerry oot. In't that right Bobby?

    Bobby: Aye.

    Gendarme (by now ever so slightly bemused): Well in that case you must be here to see the Parisienne madamoiselles, ze most beautiful women in Europe.

    Davy: Yer kiddin in't ye! The burds here are dogs

    Gendarme (by now rather irate): Zen why do you people come to our country if everysing ees so bad?

    Bobby: It's the only chance oor Davy gets tae drive!
  2. Excellent!!