Twins by different dads

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, May 18, 2009.

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  1. Well it's always a possibility


    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090518/twl-mum-s-shock-at-twins-with-different-3fd0ae9.html

    Now you really would be p ssed off paying maintenance there!
     
  2. That's how cats do it.
     
  3. Hepcats maybe!
     
  4. It is possible.... But I would imagine only in a 2's up scenario where they were "spit roasting" her and their "man paste" mixed together in her womb or falopian tube....

    After that it is merely a simple case of which sperm reaches the egg first.
     
  5. Of course it's possible. But they'd have to have been only a brief pause between, egg(s) only lives for 24 hours and sometimes two are produced, sperm can live for about 4 days. Let the man-porridges fight amongst themselves...
     

  6. I badly needed a laugh today and that did the trick! :D
     
  7. Ha ha, what are they gonna say to the kids when they ask why they look so different even though their twins? That their mum was a filthy sl*t?

    Fair play to the bint though!

    MrH
     
  8. Help! I'm a twin!!!
     
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