Twin Towers - The conspiracy theory

#1
Today I listened to a programme on BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine. It seemed to be a trailer for a TV programme due sometime this week, outlining the looney fringe's conspiracy theory that it was the American military/ industrial / political triumverite that initiated the destruction of the twin towers. Evidence came from such as David Shaller, (Ex M15 nutter) & David Ickky, (sometime goalie and known fruit bat.)

Evidence was given, such as the aeroplanes seen hitting the towers were holograms! I just wonder how the relations of the many hundreds who died in this terrorist attack feel - knowing that their loved ones were simply holograms?

Several so called "experts" concluded that internal explosions set off by the CIA were the root cause of the twin towers collapse. Ignoring the fact that concrete and steel boxes do not make a sound structure once one of these components has been degraded - impact explosion being one of them. No. You couldn't make it up.

I must admit I always thought that the state either locked up lunatics or gave them medication. It is with some trepidation that these conspiracy loonies, along with the Princess Diana conspirator theorists - "It was the Duke of Edinburgh & MI5 that done it." - are still amongst us.

I have no allegience to the Bush/Blair axis but come on guys - this is taking credulity one step too far. Nicht War?
 
#2
shagnasty said:
Today I listened to a programme on BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine. It seemed to be a trailer for a TV programme due sometime this week, outlining the looney fringe's conspiracy theory that it was the American military/ industrial / political triumverite that initiated the destruction of the twin towers. Evidence came from such as David Shaller, (Ex M15 nutter) & David Ickky, (sometime goalie and known fruit bat.)

Evidence was given, such as the aeroplanes seen hitting the towers were holograms! I just wonder how the relations of the many hundreds who died in this terrorist attack feel - knowing that their loved ones were simply holograms?

Several so called "experts" concluded that internal explosions set off by the CIA were the root cause of the twin towers collapse. Ignoring the fact that concrete and steel boxes do not make a sound structure once one of these components has been degraded - impact explosion being one of them. No. You couldn't make it up.

I must admit I always thought that the state either locked up lunatics or gave them medication. It is with some trepidation that these conspiracy loonies, along with the Princess Diana conspirator theorists - "It was the Duke of Edinburgh & MI5 that done it." - are still amongst us.

I have no allegience to the Bush/Blair axis but come on guys - this is taking credulity one step too far. Nicht War?
Got to you too did they?
 
#5
shagnasty said:
Today I listened to a programme on BBC Radio 2 - Jeremy Vine. It seemed to be a trailer for a TV programme due sometime this week, outlining the looney fringe's conspiracy theory that it was the American military/ industrial / political triumverite that initiated the destruction of the twin towers. Evidence came from such as David Shaller, (Ex M15 nutter) & David Ickky, (sometime goalie and known fruit bat.)

Evidence was given, such as the aeroplanes seen hitting the towers were holograms! I just wonder how the relations of the many hundreds who died in this terrorist attack feel - knowing that their loved ones were simply holograms?

Several so called "experts" concluded that internal explosions set off by the CIA were the root cause of the twin towers collapse. Ignoring the fact that concrete and steel boxes do not make a sound structure once one of these components has been degraded - impact explosion being one of them. No. You couldn't make it up.

I must admit I always thought that the state either locked up lunatics or gave them medication. It is with some trepidation that these conspiracy loonies, along with the Princess Diana conspirator theorists - "It was the Duke of Edinburgh & MI5 that done it." - are still amongst us.

I have no allegience to the Bush/Blair axis but come on guys - this is taking credulity one step too far. Nicht War?
I too heard said program, and was intrigued by the ideas of the man who proposed that the world is under the control of one amalgamate, choosing where to fight next (apparently Africa, if you "Mark his words") and the incredible occulision that we are "Genetically engineered beings controlled by the lizards beneath the Earth's surface".

Personally i cant wait until his book comes out, i need something to wrap my bacon in for the harsh conditions of my fridge.
 
#8
I have just watched The Dukes of Hazzard and Sheef (mong spelling) reckons that armadillo shells block the signals the best from the CIA. :thumright:


Que song "Is this the road to armadillo", or is it Arm a Dildo the porn industry fights back! :numberone:
 
#11
Slugboy, French tw*t and bugsy are the producers of this little ' speculative documentary '..no doubt.. as for the 'real truth' not the phony truth or the oggicial government coverup truth you just have to mosy over to the ARRSEhole and read the 30 pages of effluent that passes for ' ifferfutable proof '..
 
#12
Oh Christ, not again. No sooner does one thread on this get cast into the hole than another springs up.
 
#13
Er,hm,yes,the conspiracy theory.I could never figure out how all that jet fuel just melted all that steel in the twin towers.In my limited experience,you can burn as much jet fuel as you like and you won't even heat the steel to red.
I guess I am missing something.
 
#15
johnel said:
Er,hm,yes,the conspiracy theory.I could never figure out how all that jet fuel just melted all that steel in the twin towers.In my limited experience,you can burn as much jet fuel as you like and you won't even heat the steel to red.
I guess I am missing something.
Read this,it makes interesting reading!link
 
#16
Do you want to attract nutters? Feel the need to gather the easily led and gullible into one particular corner of ARRSE? Maybe you want to start a thread resulting in 200+ pages of absolute drivel?

Now you can! Simply start a thread with '9/11', 'twin towers' or 'conspiracy' et voila every moron you can imagine will gather in one place for your delectation.
 
#18
I really think that if Sauron could have worked out his differences with both the Elves and also the Men of the West, not to mention the Stewards of Gondor and all the other Free Peoples of Middle Earth, then the destruction of Barad-Dur and the extensive damage to Minas Tirith could have been avoided.
 
#19
johnel said:
Er,hm,yes,the conspiracy theory.I could never figure out how all that jet fuel just melted all that steel in the twin towers.In my limited experience,you can burn as much jet fuel as you like and you won't even heat the steel to red.
I guess I am missing something.
Arh, but it wasn't the ordinary kind of jet fuel. It was a special kind of terrorist jihadist urine designed to gnaw away at the very fabric of American Freedom that brought down the towers.
 
#20
OK Ladies and Germs, standby for an exclusive.

All the conspiracy theorists are right, they are just looking in the wrong place for the blameworthy party.

I did it. It was me. I can't bear the thought of that goat herder Bin-Liner getting the credit anymore. I cleverly packed 48 tonnes of bicarbonate of soda and Panda cola into radio controlled model boeing jets, and attached a huge bendy mirror to it (so it could be seen from the ground).

Having preplaced not one - but FOURTEEN bottles of well fizzed Tango inside the twin towers at critical points of structural weakness, like ummm, doors and stuff, my plan was well underway.

All it took then was to get the planes in the air. Real bugger that with the drag from the mirrors und so weiter. But I used some left over rockets from 5 November to give the planes a bit of oomph on take off. Roman Candles just wouldn't do it.

Because I needed a lickle bit of assistance I got my mate Larry the Lizard to come out of his underground lair (where he controls the whole world) and fly one into the pentagram. Because of strict security procedures in that building I had to time it well. I waited for a bunch of moonheads to do a tour, got larry to fly the plane in and the helium filled love heart balloons that the Mlaaarrring group were carrying did the rest.

I know helium isn't explosive but we used special lizard helium from special vats and everything.

So there it was me and it is all provable so there.

Photos of me holding the Remote controls can be seen at www.anuthershitetheory.lizardland

Must go now. Larry wants his grasshoppers (which are HUMAN! :cyclopsani: )
 

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