Twiggy needs touching up... allegedly!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Litotes, Dec 16, 2009.

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  1. I find it hard to believe that the Honourable ARRSE contingent has missed this:

    Twiggy has been airbrushed...

    Well, do you think she needs airbrushing or have we gone too far losing the evidence of life and its little defects?

    Litotes
     
  2. Banker

    Banker On ROPs

    She used to live next door, I kid you not. I now moved 100 yards away as the crow flies. Take my word for it, she needs airbrushing.
     
  3. I can offer her a bag of my semi-congealed sex-wee to use as polyfiller for her grid. Anything to help you understand.
     
  4. Can I be the first one to lower the tone of the thread?

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    Rodney2q
     
  5. Lower, please, LOwer, and I don't mean a photo of her tootsies, though she could use them to give a w@nk if she's at a loose end this afternoon
     
  6. Thanks, Bovvy. I missed the global reprimand!

    I promise to try harder and avoid NAAFI style topics (which have never been my best contributions in any case).

    Twiggy??? Each to his/her own.... :D

    Litotes
     
  7. this man must be quoted at all times
     
  8. I wouldn't touch her with yours.Slapper.
     
  9. HHH

    HHH LE

    Two years later things haven't improved much

    twiggy-airbrushed-590x350.jpg

    think i'll try airbrushing to make be look like a teenager again
     
  10. Did you go through her bins to see if she had thrown away any used underwear? if you found some, I would like to buy them.