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twat of the week

#1
i may have watched "the running man" too much, but perhaps we should have a new gameshow, "twat of the week".

the idea is very simple, get 10 really bad turds (peados, murderers etc), and the public gets to choose which one gets hung. we set up a premium rate phone line, and viewers vote. the turd with the most votes gets it. we could even choose which form of execution, in a second vote.

of course, we show the execution live.

it saves (even generates money), reduces the prison population, but even better, it gives the public true engagement and representation in criminal justice.

then, at random, one of the lucky voters (it has to be one who picked the most popular candidate) gets picked at random, gets a free holiday, and the chance to pull the lever etc. :twisted:


Hemingway runs for cover :(
 
#3
Nah, we should go the whole hog and set up a Game Zone and release the scum into it, then film them being hunted down and killed by the Stalkers!

"And you know what that means?!"

"Anything goes!"

"What?!"

"ANYTHING GOES!!!" :twisted:
 
#4
only if the paedos can be hung by the balls with piano wire.........scatch that, barbed wire
 
#5
I'm all for bringing back Roman Style Gladiatorial Games (RGG), let the nonses, home burglars and druggies fight to the death, slide em down giant razor blades, feeding em to the lions etc etc etc...

I would happily pay good money to watch that on a Saturday afternoon.

I also think those lucky enough to be given leniency under MY regime... meaning 'Sent to Prison' would find prisons being run by the angriest, biggest hard b@stard abusers I could possibly find. They would get one bowl of pig-swill per day and any further offense... direct upgrading to the RGG.... I will wager anyone... the vast majority of these scum-bag cnuts would be rehabilitated much faster than under the current 5 star holiday system.
 
#6
Could we include Derek Twigg in the RGG
 
#8
mucus said:
Alas it will never happen, far to many do gooders in the country.
Well!, Stick the do gooders alongside them, two for the price of one, plus a good clear out of unwanted oxygen thieves.
 
#10
mattygc said:
Could we include Derek Twigg in the RGG
On this page of his webshite: http://www.derektwigg.org.uk/sect6/ he says this:

Derek carries out a large number of constituency engagements, a selection of which are listed below.

1 item - June 2006.

The word pillock leaps to mind.... but not sure that qualifies him for the RGG...

Would you be happy with having him shagged to death with the blunt end of a rag man's trumpet during the half time interval?
 
#11
only if it was coated in broken glass first.
 
#13
T**t of the week this week is actually multiple t**ts and they all work for the SPVA.

Oh how I want to name names. Thing is they're such tw*ts they have no shame. So even if they ended up on Sky news, they'd think they were better than perfect.
 
#14
mucus said:
Alas it will never happen, far to many do gooders in the country.
Nothing wrong with do gooders. If there were more do gooders in this country we wouldn't be in the stinking mess we are in now. :roll:
 
#15
mattygc said:
T**t of the week this week is actually multiple t**ts and they all work for the SPVA.

Oh how I want to name names. Thing is they're such tw*ts they have no shame. So even if they ended up on Sky news, they'd think they were better than perfect.
Have you been playing with the JPAC "Help"desk?

Help Desk my arrse. "10 working days" for an answer. Absolute bollocks.

Anyway, my vote is with Mattygc, everyone in Glasgow must burn.
 
#16
JPAC promised faithfully to get back to me in 10 days.

May 20th 2007.

Good job I wasn't hanging by the bollocks waiting for that call. I'd be singing soprano and look like Jake the peg
 
#17
If this were to happen, I'm afraid we would have to execute all our politicians first. Anyone here by the name of Cromwell? Give us a call if anything exciting happens.
 
#18
Build a wall around Dewsbury and drop contestants in to it where they have to fight through the inbreds and get back out again..sort of a cross between Escape from New York and a big game safari hunt.?

 
#19
Just create a battle royale, take over the isle of man or another island somewhere of the british coast set them free but give them all shite weapons let them beat each other to death with blunt and useless objects
 

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