OK chaps, I'm after the most complete version of this song we can muster, but I want it to be a bit game-ish as well. SO- No copy and pastes from other websites of the supposed 'entire' song. No copying and pasting Frigging in the Rigging by the Sex Pistols. Only one verse per post. You can double post if you think the verses you have to offer justify it. I'll kick us off with the first verse and the chorus (no, before you all whinge, it doesn't count). And for the love of Christ check to make sure no one has posted the verse you're offering up before. Oh, and it'd be nice if we got no contradictory verses, ie. 3 'first mates' with different names. So be imaginative and change things about a bit if you have to get them to fit nicely, even if the good ship Venus ends up with 50 ship's mates.... Twas on the good ship Venus, By God you should have seen us; The figure-head was a whore in bed, And the mast was the captains penis. Friggin' in the riggin', Wankin' on the plankin', Masturbatin' on the gratin', 'Cause there's f*ck all else to do.