Tw@t

#1
Point of Order Mr Speaker:

Definition 1.

A ‘commercial at’ is the symbol’@’; also called an 'at symbol', an 'at sign', or just 'at', and sometimes mistakenly called an [[ampersand]] (''&'' is the ampersand). It is a cursive form of 'ā,' or 'à,' a term of debated origin.

Therefore, @ is equal to ‘at’

Definition 2.

Twat n. Taboo sl 1. the female genitals 2. a foolish person [from ?]

So when you call someone a Tw@t, you are in fact spelling it incorrectly as Twatt.

In fact I don’t believe that the word ‘Twat’ is a swearword at all, so when someone is acting a twat or being a twat, why not just call him a twat. If deemed to be the aforementioned swearword then the correct spelling is ‘Tw@’.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Pedantic


Sits back, breathes out and waits to be called a twat!
 
#3
Once_a_Grey.... said:
Point of Order Mr Speaker:

Definition 1.

A ‘commercial at’ is the symbol’@’; also called an 'at symbol', an 'at sign', or just 'at', and sometimes mistakenly called an [[ampersand]] (''&'' is the ampersand). It is a cursive form of 'ā,' or 'à,' a term of debated origin.

Therefore, @ is equal to ‘at’

Definition 2.

t**t n. Taboo sl 1. the female genitals 2. a foolish person [from ?]

So when you call someone a Tw@t, you are in fact spelling it incorrectly as ****.

In fact I don’t believe that the word ‘****?? is a swearword at all, so when someone is acting a t**t or being a t**t, why not just call him a t**t. If deemed to be the aforementioned swearword then the correct spelling is ‘Tw@’.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Pedantic


Sits back, breathes out and waits to be called a t**t!
Tw@t [sic] with too much time on his hands :lol:
 
#5
So therefore;

H@

m@

c@

s@ellite

etc..etc...:)
 
#7
W@ a load of tw@ing about you pr@. And stop gobbing off @ being a kiddy fiddler.
 
#8
AF1771 said:
So therefore;

H@

m@

c@

s@ellite

etc..etc...:)
So your sig should read "Can I claim for th@"
 
#10
well th@ explains th@. Now if only you could educ@e some of the other pr@s.

will it c@ch on though? Bet the Chavs will add it there dicshunary
 
#11
AF1771 said:
well th@ explains th@. Now if only you could educ@e some of the other pr@s.

will it c@ch on though? Bet the Chavs will add it there dicshunary
So we will be looking @ people called Tommy @kins, Margret Th@cher?
 

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#12
... and the Star Wars geeks can look out for an @@ Walker









My anorak, if you please....
 
#13
..would change foot and rifle drill as we know it.....

@tention

w@ch and shoot, w@ch and shoot

stand @ ease!
 
#14
Pay @ention you lot. this thread is pushing mine down the board. You know, the one where I sh@ myself
 
#15
the_guru said:
Pay @ention you lot. this thread is pushing mine down the board. You know, the one where I sh@ myself
fcuk th@.. Wouldn't want th@ to happen would we :)

would that most of us craph@s
 
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