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Twátish Wrist-bands

#1
As we all know the latest fad to be dying out are these stupid bloody wrist bands.

But did you know, that the Guide Dogs wrist band actually has a braille mistake on it, or at least that is what i am told. It has an X instead of a U which is only different by one dot and they have also not put any capital letters in their name.

Am I sad or is it actually quite ironic that the folk that are suposed to be providing a service for those that need braille can't actually write it themselves?
 
#2
Twatish is as twatish does? Wear the right band, just as you would wear the poppy (seasonal plug, buy your's ASAP), with pride in the cause you have espoused. Just because some of the leftie causes are being tarted around on the wrists of Z-list celebs, the principle of fund AND consciousness raising remains sound. The repeal the hunting ban band and the Marie Curie Cancer Appeal one have both graced my wrist this year. However the white "Friends of Saint Bob" band has not nor shall it!
 
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#9
Cuddles said:
**** is as **** does? Wear the right band, just as you would wear the poppy (seasonal plug, buy your's ASAP), with pride in the cause you have espoused. Just because some of the leftie causes are being tarted around on the wrists of Z-list celebs, the principle of fund AND consciousness raising remains sound. The repeal the hunting ban band and the Marie Curie Cancer Appeal one have both graced my wrist this year. However the white "Friends of Saint Bob" band has not nor shall it!
every time i see one of those tw*tish bands i want to grip the owner and suck out one of his F*cking eyeballs before ramming my stinking c*ck in the socket .
I havnt got cancer (yet) and i couldnt give two flying f*cks about the hunting ban either from the foxes/stags point of view or the hunters.You nonce band wearing git.
gerrrrthccccha . :x
 
#12
I heard that the MOD was thinking as a cost cutting exercise they would issue them to show others what courses you had done!!
visual Q&R card!!! ( all in DPM of course)
 
#13
trojan said:
Cuddles said:
**** is as **** does? Wear the right band, just as you would wear the poppy (seasonal plug, buy your's ASAP), with pride in the cause you have espoused. Just because some of the leftie causes are being tarted around on the wrists of Z-list celebs, the principle of fund AND consciousness raising remains sound. The repeal the hunting ban band and the Marie Curie Cancer Appeal one have both graced my wrist this year. However the white "Friends of Saint Bob" band has not nor shall it!
every time i see one of those tw*tish bands i want to grip the owner and suck out one of his F*cking eyeballs before ramming my stinking c*ck in the socket .
I havnt got cancer (yet) and i couldnt give two flying f*cks about the hunting ban either from the foxes/stags point of view or the hunters.You nonce band wearing git.
gerrrrthccccha . :x
Bring it on...but not today because i'm out shooting my new highly powered rifle and not tomorrow because it's my martiakl arts class... 8)
 
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#14
Cuddles said:
trojan said:
Cuddles said:
**** is as **** does? Wear the right band, just as you would wear the poppy (seasonal plug, buy your's ASAP), with pride in the cause you have espoused. Just because some of the leftie causes are being tarted around on the wrists of Z-list celebs, the principle of fund AND consciousness raising remains sound. The repeal the hunting ban band and the Marie Curie Cancer Appeal one have both graced my wrist this year. However the white "Friends of Saint Bob" band has not nor shall it!
every time i see one of those tw*tish bands i want to grip the owner and suck out one of his F*cking eyeballs before ramming my stinking c*ck in the socket .
I havnt got cancer (yet) and i couldnt give two flying f*cks about the hunting ban either from the foxes/stags point of view or the hunters.You nonce band wearing git.
gerrrrthccccha . :x
Bring it on...but not today because i'm out shooting my new highly powered rifle and not tomorrow because it's my martiakl arts class... 8)
lets hope its not one of the classes Im taking then.
What style of martial art do you do ? I'm a master in Kuntao silat hoping to atain my grand master before I reach 45. I also have an eigth grade( black belt ) in Chineese Kick boxing ,Wu Shu Kwan.
Do you train to keep fit or do you take part in tournaments ? I go to alot of fights/tounaments in Indonesia and the Philipines (about twice a year ).
I never ever ,fight 'outside the dojo' as it were .

Hen Gao Xing Yu Xian Ni !!!!
 
#15
You bunch of wrist-band-wearer-persecuting Nazis. FFS, what sort of miserable twat could find fault with me putting a bit of coloured string or plastic round my wrist? You'll be saying the birds are scrounging, and having a go at the flowers next...

I'm quite happy to wear a breast cancer awareness wrist-band because I identify with what it represents.

Likewise, I'll be wearing my poppy again soon for exactly the same reason - and if the Haig fund starts flogging Remembrance Day wrist-bands, I'd wear one of them too (despite the horrible colour clash).

Ho hum.
 
#16
8) Clearly in civilian attire you can wear what you like. But whilst wearing the Queen's unform it would be bad form old boy. And someone should be politely asking to refrain from such actions!
 
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#17
George_007 said:
8) Clearly in civilian attire you can wear what you like. But whilst wearing the Queen's unform it would be bad form old boy. And someone should be politely asking to refrain from such actions!

well said !! ting ting lang lang
 
#18
This just hurts me typing this, but those fruity looking bands do have one great purpose. It says to the girl next door. "Wow, look at him, he's in touch with his sensitive side. I'd like to F*** his brains out!" Worked for me, and Im the ugliest thing youve seen south of Baghdad.

PS. I do hate sprouts.
 
#19
trojan said:
What style of martial art do you do ? I'm a master in Kuntao silat hoping to atain my grand master before I reach 45. I also have an eigth grade( black belt ) in Chineese Kick boxing ,Wu Shu Kwan.
Do you train to keep fit or do you take part in tournaments ? I go to alot of fights/tounaments in Indonesia and the Philipines (about twice a year ).
I never ever ,fight 'outside the dojo' as it were .

Hen Gao Xing Yu Xian Ni !!!!
I am a Master of Llap Goch and have a fighting leek...
 
#20
George_007 said:
8) Clearly in civilian attire you can wear what you like. But whilst wearing the Queen's unform it would be bad form old boy. And someone should be politely asking to refrain from such actions!

Be careful not to tell the bloke wearing a wrist band in uniform that "its gay". I did. Turned out the guy actually was gay and I got a b*llocking from the boss for not being politically correct. FFS :(
 

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