Have the perfume adds started yet? They're my favourites.
Impossibly handsome male, either on a yacht or in an empty city at night, meets equally impossibly beautiful female in designer dress that is totally impracticle to wear anywhere. Woman is normally accompanied by dangerous big cat or wolf. The couple embrace on top of a skyscraper, usually during a thunder storm and then the stupid fake Frenchmen does the voice over.
" Essaance du skuuunk....... paaafum de toilet..................because ze women luuuurve overpriced shite!
Absolutely guaranteed to make me not buy it, even if I could remember the name in the first place.