I don't know if this one has been posted before. The John Lewis insurance advert where a young lad or none binary ,transgender none person, dressed in a frock and makeup trashes the house
What a snowflake. You have to change channels because two married blokes are on the tv.It started today with Bargain Hunt: Safe as houses, or so I thought. "Here are the Red Team, husband and wife who met while serving in Qatar" - that's more like methinks! Now for the Blue Team: "Hi, I'm Nigel and this is Tom.............WE'RE MARRIED"..................feck, feck, feck, fecking feck!
'Have a cup of tea dear' says Mrs. Kinch, why don't you watch 'Money for Nothing'. Sometimes quite enjoyable, but it does make my bum tighten up when I see the one-armed joiner using heaving cutting equipment. Screen switches to another guy working with wood.................."At least this one has two hands" I exclaim in jocular approval. Mrs. Kinch bursts out laughing..............."What?" I exclaim. Just about decipherable between her mumbling and tears of laughter..."He is ex-RMCdo, he lost two fingers in Afghanistan."
Now for those of you who know Mrs. Kinch, she is somewhat limbless herself. However, that gives me a domestic license to take proverbial - on occasions. "So what are we getting now, a choice between fake birds, trannies, LBGT others, people of some shade of color except white, and now a daily dose of limpies?" "What's wrong with that" she replies - its quite good that people like that get the opportunity to go on TV?" "Feck off, if people like that sort of thing, let them go out and get their own...............I did!"
I am still sitting in A&E...............been here for ages!
Not maths, general knowledge. I’m not au fait enough with daytime tv to know what channels they are on. But I know I don’t get upset if two married men are on the telly and sayYour maths are wrong, but what the heck.
Necessitating my wife to tell me to calm down and offer me a cup of tea.feck, feck, feck, fecking feck!
I have two, one i used on site, , the more powerful, is in my shed and has two 110v socket outlets, ....great for my jig saw angle grinder. and SDS drills... Oh, Trannys, as in transformers?Had some fun with a tranny on the beach at Blackpool. The nice young lady with me at the time wanted to listen to Radio Caroline, but reception was iffy.
Coffee, with chocolate in i? Garlic bread is one thing, but coffee with a mere soupson of chocolate-flavour milkshake in it?
"Never have I seen such a blatant display of poofery. Never in all my life!"
I am also more than a little concerned about @Rodney2q who informs us that mocha is a drink rather than a colour. And spelled differently, the poof!