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Tv adds that gets on your t*ts

#1
Here we go
Fooking Halifax advert ,time they all fooked of ,how many more miles are they going to get out of Howard and that hoochy mamma necked bitch pity they cant take that chinky out for a spot of cockel picking whilst there at the seaside :x
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#3
There's a few ads at the moment with a load of walts running around, telling everyone to join them and "Be The Best".

What a bunch of cocks.
 
#5
The ones for fanny pads & tampons make me cringe.Butg have you noticed how 90% of the advert are geared towards women & kids.
If ARRSE did an advert,I wonders what it'd be & for how long it's be shown before it's pulled?
 
#6
I was thinking exactly the same about the cnut Halifax cnuts, and all the m1nge cream adverts that they always put on over fcuking dinner. Corporate sellout itv wnkers!!!!!!!!!!!!111
 
#7
spike7451 said:
The ones for fanny pads & tampons make me cringe.Butg have you noticed how 90% of the advert are geared towards women & kids.
If ARRSE did an advert,I wonders what it'd be & for how long it's be shown before it's pulled?
Thats only because they believe the shit they say , unless its from our mouths then its a lie ,its a pity they dont do adds for depression, like have one of these tablets and smile you miserable cnut
 
#11
Ok i lied,,, heres a few

"I want cheaper car insurance but dont know where to go...."

"have you...BEEN INJURED IN AN ACCIDENT WHAT ISNT YOUR FAULT!!? RING US NOW"

gets on my right man tit.....
 
#13
Those adds for Canestan thrush cream annoy the fcuk out of me.

Grotty, stinking thrushed up Cnuts, keep yourselves clean,
Wash whatever it is you are sticking up that stinking minge before use.

And dont let whoever is banging you go from the brown to the pink with peanut butter on there c0cks!!!
 
#16
I disagree with some of the posts so far, I think that some adverts are better than the dross programmes they show. Its not been on for a couple of years but there was one advertising cars Mitsubishi or some such Asian 5h1t, then just when you thought the advert had finished some creepy kid would lean into the camera shot and say "Zoom zoom".

Little tw@t.
 
#17
"I'm a moron and didnt bother to check if I was climbing up the correct sort of ladder before I fell off and broke my neck. But, due to slack legislation, I can sue the arse off the poor sod who employs my thick arse. I got 7 grand for being a moronic, thick penis-headed fuckwit and will still demand my job back once I've finished sponging 'disability' off the State".

Cunts.
 
#18
Is it just me or is there an increase in constipation tablets for fit birds. If they arent constipated they have the shits from taking too much live yoghurt drinks..
 

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