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War Hero
...mother fell down the well?
Little jimmy has brushed up against a rare plant and urgently needs 50ccs of an antidote that's only held at Melbourne City Hospital and must be administered direct to the aorta within 20 minutes, and 6 minutes have already passed?!

Oh no wait, you're a kangaroo, and you've just become so used to humans through years of petting and being fed by gormless tourists you think that if you beg me for food I'm going to give some.
Whats that Skippy, you want me mince you up and turn you into a Flame grilled Skippy Burger? :twisted:
You're fed up with not seeing a penny of royalties despite your image being slapped over every piece of merchandise coming out of Australia?