Turns down sex with Angelina Jolie look alike

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Freddie010, Aug 28, 2012.

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  1. Apply direct pressure to the wound.
     
  2. Fixed it for you...
     
  3. fu2

    fu2 LE

    What is wrong with men nowdays: She would have had to use the knife to keep me off her !!
     
  4. I can't say I find the original that attractive, so the look alike would be sadly let down. Oral and intercourse? Best 40 seconds she'd get from me.
    Lickity-split.
     
  5. Probably didn't fancy looking after all the bloody third world orphans she intended saddling him with after the dirty deed.......
     
  6. Looks nothing like her. Still would.
     
  7. Send her up to mine.
     
  8. I must get down there and find this woman.
     
  9. My thoughts exactly.