turning 40

#1
Just turned 40, last week, don't really care what the kids do anymore, started reading BOOKS and am learning the Guitar. Is this a mid life crisis or do I just not give a fcuk anymore
 
#3
daleRoch said:
Just turned 40, last week, don't really care what the kids do anymore, started reading BOOKS and am learning the Guitar. Is this a mid life crisis or do I just not give a fcuk anymore
Prove that you've still "got it" by frequenting school discos and youth clubs, trapping a 15 year old and nailing her behind a nearby back shed. If she struggles don't worry, you're 40 so should be able to overpower and kill her.
 
#5
Turning 40 next year and i'm fcuking concerned just a little..!

Mind you, i'm having a mid-life crisis methinks. I've just gone out and done my bike test through Direct Access.Something i awlways wanted to do. And am now looking for a bike that may resemble something out of mad-max! 8) Then again, a Suzuki (Arrse)Bandit600 will do.Anyone selling??

Just back from a piss-up in Belfast with the lads. Went to a proper club. And fooking hated it!! 8O

Help, am i loosing it? :x

And NO, i'm not fcuking gay! Thank sweet baby Jesus that that's not something i want to try out :evil:

GH
 
#6
Will be reaching the big 40 in a few years and maybe getting a few nose hairs and a bit of a beer gut ( losing it whilst on tour) but theres still plenty of these young scrotes behind me on a run.
 
#7
And NO, i'm not fcuking gay! Thank sweet baby Jesus that that's not something i want to try out :evil:

Don't feel guilty..its 'jus' denial...society is truly tolerant...as a closet 'n**ce you too have a place in the pecking(sic) order of life
 
#8
GashHand said:
Turning 40 next year and i'm fcuking concerned just a little..!

Mind you, i'm having a mid-life crisis methinks. I've just gone out and done my bike test through Direct Access.Something i awlways wanted to do. And am now looking for a bike that may resemble something out of mad-max! 8) Then again, a Suzuki (Arrse)Bandit600 will do.Anyone selling??

Just back from a urine-up in Belfast with the lads. Went to a proper club. And fooking hated it!! 8O

Help, am i loosing it? :x

And NO, i'm not fcuking gay! Thank sweet baby Jesus that that's not something i want to try out :evil:

GH
Come on matey thats just the dark blue in you trying to reach your feminine side :p :p Just do like i did and get a lass that takes it up the ricker :) after a bit of CP
 
#9
GashHand said:
Turning 40 next year and i'm fcuking concerned just a little..!

Mind you, i'm having a mid-life crisis methinks. I've just gone out and done my bike test through Direct Access.Something i awlways wanted to do. And am now looking for a bike that may resemble something out of mad-max! 8) Then again, a Suzuki (Arrse)Bandit600 will do.Anyone selling??

Just back from a urine-up in Belfast with the lads. Went to a proper club. And fooking hated it!! 8O

Help, am i loosing it? :x

And NO, i'm not fcuking gay! Thank sweet baby Jesus that that's not something i want to try out :evil:

GH

POOOFFF

Had my midlife motorbike crisis when I was 50.
 
#11
Just think, half way through life, only another 40 til you're dead. Why is it when you pass 40 life speeds up, I'm sure it was only last week that I was 41!

Depressed me, no...just too much red wine...again, makes me forget I'm 42 :cry:
 
#14
right, June 29th, i shall be 40, don't know how that sneaked up on me. Looking forward to myself and my midlife crisis getting ratted once again at Twickers on 3rd May (rumour has it that sometimes there is a game of rugger on)

Now, plans are, no party, but me and the midlife crisis will be geting very drunk, so, any old jock guards out there? PM me, we may have a party going on.

My 22 year point would have been next year, so that narrows you down,
 
#16
ukdaytona said:
Am 40 in June. My OH has decided that to celebrate she is doing a BBQ at her parents - woo hoo

I wanted to do a parachute jump for charity - any ideas of local places in Wiltshire where I could look into this and would anyone be prepared to sponsor this civie nut job if I can arrange it ???
You could always do a surprise parachute jump into the garden whilst they are having the BBQ. It depends how much you hate the mother in law to how much damage you cause to the garden on your landing and if you accidently knock her into the flames.
 
#17
The_IRON said:
ukdaytona said:
Am 40 in June. My OH has decided that to celebrate she is doing a BBQ at her parents - woo hoo

I wanted to do a parachute jump for charity - any ideas of local places in Wiltshire where I could look into this and would anyone be prepared to sponsor this civie nut job if I can arrange it ???
You could always do a surprise parachute jump into the garden whilst they are having the BBQ. It depends how much you hate the mother in law to how much damage you cause to the garden on your landing and if you accidently knock her into the flames.
Fcuking old cnuts :D
 
#18
At 40 you are just coming to the end of your apprenticeship of life. Before 40 you know nothing!. Come 50 you know more but not enough to know better. At 60 you really do know almost as much as a modern teenager, the only downside with getting older is that when you get a "rash" it takes longer to clear..
All the great pop stars are over 50.. cept MaCartney who is still 6.
 
#19
Are you growing a pony tail and beard?
 
#20
Well, you certainly wont be getting any younger. might i suggest:



quite a bargain at £29.95 (this can be converted to shillings and farthings on the site if sterling is a bit confusing) .

hope this helps.
 

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