Turning 30...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by indoubitabley, Nov 2, 2009.

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  1. As I sit here, I'm less than 12 hours away from being 30 years old.

    In the last week I've chatted up a 17 year old girl, taken the ex-girlfriend up the hoop, got myself on the background of a local TV news report and drank myself so silly I woke up chocking on my vomit.

    With less than half a day of my 20s left, what else can I fit in???
     
  2. Pull your ex out of your hoop would be a good start :lol:
     
  3. gay tussle?

    random sex with random women/man?

    beastality?
     
  4. take up a new sport! i started hockey when i was 30 and it is brilliant and you get to meet a lot of new people with sport as well
     
  5. Random violence sounds like fun. Maybe a spot of public indecency to still the senses?
     
  6. How was your dinner date?

    You're over 30?!?! I've seen your photo, I didn't have you down as that old.
     
  7. P1ss on a war memorial? That way everyone will know who to send the birthday cards to.
     
  8. Just 12 hours away from 30th Birthday,! You lucky Twat.!
     
  9. Find a good comfy chair, a pipe and a pair of slippers, thats you sorted for your old age! :wink:

    Don't forget your pension booklet as well :D

    C_B x
     
  10. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Buy a motorbike.
     
  11. Suicide - the secret of eternal youth.
     
  12. Kids pah! Feck.You wait 'til you get to 49.l
     
  13. Thats my plan... need to get my test in sometime soon, i've got a few months until 30, but not many!
     
  14. Does sound like fun, but I was AGC, so it looks like my beret was the wrong green for that.

    I've just bought tickets for Amsterdam, so I'm either having a boring end to my 20's and getting an early one in, or drinking through the night and hoping sleasyjet will let a drunk on the plane at half six tomorrow morning.

    I'd better get some mints at the bargain booze then!
     
  15. Agreed! :omfg: