Well, that was your mistake right there. Should've gone for a doner. Bacteria get confused and frightened by the... er... "substance" that they're constructed from, and avoid it if they can.
Still tastes great though.
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Still tastes great though.
Evdhimong
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Can't beat a large lamb doner with "a bit of everything, mate" to round off a boozy night out!
lokiuk
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You could always run around shouting "I am Cornholio you must feed the Almighty bunghole!!!!" whilst you wait for the ice cream
Toastie
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You really are screwed. Any female relatives that’ll need “consoling”?
Civvy Scum
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Too much chilli sauce? Ring stinging is it?
Well I split up with my girlfriend a few weeks ago so that leaves my mother. Crack on if you like overweight elderly women with a dodgy moustache and no teeth.
Not from the chilli sauce but from the copious amounts of brown stuff erupting from it at mach 3.
Civvy Scum
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Pebble-dashing the bog? Classy.
My middle name.
Teeblerone
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"We ain't afraid of no fart!
Who you gonna call?
RINGBUSTERS!"
Hope all is, like the Good Shepherd, safely gathered in
Teeblerone
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Certainly classier than pebbledashing the hall carpet , dog, or bathroom wall.
In my opinion.
Evdhimong
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Hmm... You can't beat a gummy BJ, and a 'tache would save me having to walk over to the curtains...
Got any pics?
No pics but think of a cross between Anne Widdecombe and Janet Street Porter - who is 4'11".
Can anyone tell I don't really get on with my mother?
“I prefer my kebabs badly packed and smelling like Billingsgate fish market.”
Saidno self respecting human every squaddie on a grab a granny night.
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