Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Priam, May 18, 2006.

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  1. Its quiet on here tonight is everyone watching big brother? :?

    Admit it you are aren't you
  2. I have been masturbating into my Happy Sock.
  3. 1 down 71 to go

    Bennett has fessed up
  4. Nope, I was massaging two girls. Got nothing back so never bothering with that again!!!!

    Really I was just w@nking...
  5. 2 Bishop bashers :D

    and a probable

    have the rest taken the moral high ground or are they still watching it??
  6. Its been known for some time that hes a self confessed life member of the Cnut club...... and hes proud of it
  7. I was watching some very innocent ladies run around in latex catsuits.
    uff! how the mind boggles. :p

  8. Cajoling the missus into abandoning her mates, and popping down for another week-long sh*gfest.
  9. I've just had squint at this on E4. It's Pappa Lazarou's Freak Show.
  10. Not in your infamous shower I hope.
  11. And just how old were those girls you crashing pervert??
  12. http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/p=686484.html#686484

    If that is a fight you are causing with Rab, dream on, sucker.
  13. No change there then Guru...........?

    The only issue I have is that sock was issued to you the day you joined up some 47 years ago - I bet it hasn't been washed since...
  14. 47 Years Ago? Didn't we join up the same day ? And which one of us is still in?? FYI I had to exchange the sock after Telic, make sure you do the same when you get back from your sojourn..