And you wouldn't? You jack ****, I'd smash it like rose west!
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When my gran died they did an autopsy on her because she was only in her 60s. It was a brain aneurism in the end but they had to peel her face off to find out.
Anyway, they haphazardly reassembled her, putting her face back on slightly pissed and using car body filler to hold it on and give it some texture. They also bulked up her torso (presumably now missing some organs) with what appeared to be a cardboard box wrapped in a shirt.
Not sure why my mum thought it would be a good idea for us to go and see her at the CoOp funeral parlour like that, but we did.
Anyway, she still looked ******* tidier than Tulisa "Simon Weston" Constantinople over there.