Tulisa does Billy Bass

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Jeebus!

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i saw this she used to be a good looking girl wtf happened,..i suppose the stress might have something to do with it.
 
Me neither. I live in a low lying area. What if her lips burst?
 
Who?
 
They look like they could produce an incredibly tight seal. The van is tuned up and the kit is in the back, where does she live again?

Salad tossing might even be on the menu.
 
They look like they could produce an incredibly tight seal. The van is tuned up and the kit is in the back, where does she live again?

Salad tossing might even be on the menu.

Need a co driver/admin bitch?????
 

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Fuckin hell, the state of that.

She looks like Virgil Tracy if he'd been guns crews on the Atlantic Conveyor.
 
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Fuckin hell, the state of that.

She looks like Virgil Tracy if he'd been guns crews on the Atlantic Conveyor.

And you wouldn't? You jack ****, I'd smash it like rose west!


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I would, on the condition I could skin it afterwards.

It must have been humiliating for X factor contestants having to be judged by this talentless sloshpot
 
Looks like some one pulled a bulldog clip off her lips just before she started talking.

After a night where she spent the whole time hanging from the ceiling by said bull dog clip.
 

Ravers

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And you wouldn't? You jack ****, I'd smash it like rose west!


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When my gran died they did an autopsy on her because she was only in her 60s. It was a brain aneurism in the end but they had to peel her face off to find out.

Anyway, they haphazardly reassembled her, putting her face back on slightly pissed and using car body filler to hold it on and give it some texture. They also bulked up her torso (presumably now missing some organs) with what appeared to be a cardboard box wrapped in a shirt.

Not sure why my mum thought it would be a good idea for us to go and see her at the CoOp funeral parlour like that, but we did.

Anyway, she still looked ******* tidier than Tulisa "Simon Weston" Constantinople over there.
 

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Ravers , you never cease to crack me up.

Careful. Give a sailor that sort of encouragement and he'll never cease to be up your crack.
 
When my gran died they did an autopsy on her because she was only in her 60s. It was a brain aneurism in the end but they had to peel her face off to find out.

Anyway, they haphazardly reassembled her, putting her face back on slightly pissed and using car body filler to hold it on and give it some texture. They also bulked up her torso (presumably now missing some organs) with what appeared to be a cardboard box wrapped in a shirt.

Not sure why my mum thought it would be a good idea for us to go and see her at the CoOp funeral parlour like that, but we did.

Anyway, she still looked ******* tidier than Tulisa "Simon Weston" Constantinople over there.

I hope she somehow stumbles accross this post. It's ******* magic.
 

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