Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Aug 6, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I always hate using the Tube

    It's a lot rougher on my arse than the toilet paper.
  2. Try cutting it lengthways down the middle, and turning it inside out. The inner part is much smoother.
  3. Too much thought has gone into this post PA.