Tshirt slogan? H18?

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  1. Hey I'd appreciate any ideas for a T-shirt slogan, currently operating out of Durai and oulette. So far only got shitty suggestions like:

    Fob durai your eyes
    Pb roulette, all on 10 black

    I'm prepared for the replys to this but if you have any serious ones please feel free ;)
  2. How about, "I can't use the search function on ARRSE."

    It's catchy, and true.
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  3. Even better, how about "My imagination = the square root of fuck-all!"!

    Catchier and truer!
  4. "H18" snazzy design agency, ideas people, or a load of mongs?

    H18 = Heil Adolph Hitler

    Go fuck yourself!
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  5. Here's one:

    "I'm the fuck-knuckle-mongoloid operating out of Durai and oulette that came up with this T-Shit!"*

    *Not a typo!
  6. "Herrick 18 - Go fuck yourself Afghanistan" ?

    although that should really be saved for the last tour.
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  7. H18 -Bring on The Millies
  8. "I'm patrolling because I didn't try hard enough at school"
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  9. H18 - A medal for fuck all risk.
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  10. 'Shit T-shirt cliches' have been done to death, so I couldn't come up with fuck all original'
    Or alternatively 'H18- 2+2=9'
  11. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Qui Bono?
  12. "where the Herrick is Durai?"
  13. "My boyfriend went on holiday and all I got was this crappy T-shirt."
  14. WANTED 1 x braincell to stop other one getting lonely.

    H18? I'd rather be skiing.