Trying to impress a woman

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A woman ended up with a kebab skewer stuck in her head after a man tried to impress her with his William Tell act.

The 30-year-old victim was at a party in Perm, central Russia, when a guest told her he was a top knife-thrower and offered to demonstrate his skills.

But instead of hitting the loaf he had placed on her head, the skewer got stuck in her skull.

Doctors at a local hospital performed emergency surgery and said the woman was lucky the skewer had not gone into her brain.
Ahh, the old William Tell trick. He should of done what my dad told me:
"Tell the lady to shut her eyes and instead of shooting an arrow at her head ram your c o c k down her throat"

God bless my dad.
 

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