Trying to find a friend in the Army

Discussion in 'Army Pay, Claims & JPA' started by Ad4m, Aug 14, 2008.

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  1. Hi, i've got a friend who joined up at the start of 2007 and i havent seen him in over a year, is there any way i can get in contact with him, or find out where he is?
    I know theres something on ArmyNet, but i can't get onto it because i'm not in the army, yet.
    And i don't have any ArmyNet friends whom i can be a guest of.

    Is there any other way than this,
    Any help appreciated

    Adam
     
  2. Speak to your friends parents they should have contact details for him/her.
     
  3. It isn't Smudge your after is it?
     
  4. I don't know his parents, we were friends at school that was all, and it's not smudge no :p
     
  5. Chalky White, Nobby Clarke or Chippy Carpenter then?
     
  6. PM me his name and bank account details. Not only will I track him down for you, but I have $10,000,000,000 with his name on it should he accept my offer to help my church in Nigeria.

    Kindest Regards,

    Dr. Theodore Wildebeast.
     
  7. Hate to say this but; when you join up people do tend to cast adrift all things civilian.
    Friends tend to be at the top of the list. Girlfriends take a bit longer but we get there in the end.
    It has been a year.
     
  8. PM sent
     
  9. Landed a fine one there Sir. My congratulations.

    ...er any chance of a loan?
     
  10. $10,000,000,000

    Zimbabwe Dollars yeah?

    *cheeky grin*
     
  11. Not even worth getting out of bed for... reportedly! :D

    Litotes
     
  12. I'll be your very very special friend......
    write me enclosing a photo of yourself in any pose you want
    to:-
    Mr G L Itter
    C/O The Governor
    HMP Wormwood Scrubs
    London
    I'll try to write you when I've settled into my new room...
     
  13. Already sent it to Garry
    sorry
     
  14. Listen - When he said he loved you... He was lying. It was just to get you to swallow.