Try to avoid Central London on 29/04/11

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Because that's the date of "that" wedding.
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    My mate was in a shop recently and there was one of them muslims in the queue ahead of him. The muslim didn't have the correct change so to hurry things along my mate made up the difference and gave the bloke 50p.

    The muslim in a thick muslim accent, said that my oppo was a very kind man and that he should not go into London on the 29/04/11.

    This must have been the reason.
  3. Don't know about avoiding London on that date, more like avoid the UK...
  4. Bloody right as well, the place will be full of bloody tourists trying to get a snap of the happy couple.
  5. Sounds like good advice for Prince William.
  6. The fella could do a **** sight worse, she ain't half bad looking.
    I heard the PWRR have been dicked for ceremonial - unlucky boys.
    Will he be wearing Uniform, or will he be wearing the Cossack Blue and white socks of that Quasi-Military Flying Club?
  7. I find it best to avoid london on any given day as I hate the bloody place. Over the moon about the free day off though.

  8. Dont forget, no matter how good looking a bird is, some fella somewhere is fed up with taking shit off her.