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The Recipe for Sprout Curry.

You Need: Sprouts
2 Tins Green Lentils
Red Chilli Paste
Pataks Vindaloo Paste
Tinned Toms
Garilic Paste.
1/2 pint prune juice

Chop up and fry sprouts, onions, garlic paste & Beef
Boil Cabbage & Cauili
and sprouts, beef, garlic paste, onions to cabbage & Cauli including water
Add the remaining ingredients

Simmer for 1 hr rest for 3 hrs

reheat & serve with rice and chopped boiled egg/ raisins

Drink canned Bitter amount up to you.

Then go on the pi$$ drinking the finest of real ales.

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That's worth having some Biscuits AB first and letting the vile ingredients fester for a while. Then take yourself around to the outlaws for Sunday lunch and explode whilst on the thunderbox.
This is tried and tested, it does impair trapping off to some degree, Bar clearance team "fall in" but the stentch actually attracts nurses.

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