He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there. He: So, wanna go back to my place? She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock? He: I'd like to call you. What's your number? She: It's in the phone book. He: But I don't know your name. She: That's in the phone book too. He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before? She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line. She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off. After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.