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He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.



He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?



He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.



He: Hey, haven't I seen you someplace before?
She: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.



A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.
She grabs his crotch, looks down at it, looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.



After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
 

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