Try Safe Sex in Future

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by oldbaldy, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    British tourist left hanging naked from balcony rail after Spanish apartment tryst goes horribly wrong | Mail Online

    I just love the copper's advice!
  2. My eyes read AMMM for the womans initals.
    Carabieners attached to climbing harnesses coming to a sex catalogue near you.
  3. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    The question is... did the first person on the scene rush to her aid - or did he/she just stand their laughing their tits off, whilst taking the odd 'picture for the file' with their phone?

    I know which option I'd have chosen :)
  4. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    I wonder if anyone will remember her face if they go to the same place next year?
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  5. I did too. Wonk_mag can stand down.
  6. I doubt it - they'll probably still be trying to remove the permanently etched image of her knotted growler from their minds.
  7. Don't worry. If she was 49 and hanging upside down then her tits would have been obscuring her face.
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  8. Something doesn't ring true. 49, married and having sex? With her husband...
  9. Should have done a risk assessment you know it makes sense
  10. WRONG! The question is - where's the pictures?

    and your point is?

    I refer to my previous comment ............. you fussy cunts.

    Pictures please????????????
  11. Should've at least gotten an upside down blowie off her while she was hanging around.