Try Safe Sex in Future

oldbaldy

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#1
A British woman was left dangling naked, upside down, in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel block - after she tumbled over a handrail while having sex with her husband.

The 49-year-old, known only by her initials AMAM, plunged several feet into the void in the early hours on Saturday morning.

She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.
Frisky injury: The British tourist broke her ankle after falling over the handrail in a hotel on the Costa Adeje, in Tenerife

Frisky injury: The British tourist broke her ankle after falling over the handrail in a hotel on the Costa Adeje, in Tenerife

She was left hanging inches from the ground - spared from sustaining a serious head injury - during the incident in the Adeje area on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands.

Her husband contacted the emergency services, and had to endure a nervous wait before they arrived.


Stunned firemen who arrived at the complex had to force apart two of the railings to free her. She suffered a broken ankle and was taken to hospital.

But in a second embarrassing turn, the sirens on the ambulance taking her for treatment failed, and the vehicle had to be escorted by a police car.

A police spokesman said: 'Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn't get free.

'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future.

'Had her leg not been trapped between the banisters, the consequences could have been much more serious.'
British tourist left hanging naked from balcony rail after Spanish apartment tryst goes horribly wrong | Mail Online

I just love the copper's advice!
 
#2
My eyes read AMMM for the womans initals.
Carabieners attached to climbing harnesses coming to a sex catalogue near you.
 

TheresaMay

ADC
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DirtyBAT
#3
The question is... did the first person on the scene rush to her aid - or did he/she just stand their laughing their tits off, whilst taking the odd 'picture for the file' with their phone?

I know which option I'd have chosen :)
 

oldbaldy

LE
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#4
I wonder if anyone will remember her face if they go to the same place next year?
 
#8
Something doesn't ring true. 49, married and having sex? With her husband...
 
#10
The question is... did the first person on the scene rush to her aid - or did he/she just stand their laughing their tits off, whilst taking the odd 'picture for the file' with their phone?

I know which option I'd have chosen :)
WRONG! The question is - where's the pictures?

I doubt it - they'll probably still be trying to remove the permanently etched image of her knotted growler from their minds.
and your point is?

Don't worry. If she was 49 and hanging upside down then her tits would have been obscuring her face.
I refer to my previous comment ............. you fussy cunts.

Pictures please????????????
 

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