Try nicking my phone now, you chav scum!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by DPM_Sheep, Feb 23, 2008.

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  1. Want one.

    On my c0ck. I can think of nothing better than having a legitimate excuse to engorge my manhood to its full 2 inches whilst sitting in a sales meeting.
  2. I'd use myy c0ck, but could get a PC, scanner and a printer on the existing joystick!
  3. it would look silly on your forehead though... :D
  4. Nice one Centurion!. :D
  5. perhaps you'd like one of these phones instead?